In which Dad dad-jokes John into telling him he’s adopted
"Do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them & it could be completely silent."
This is so important I can’t even put it into words.
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.